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The Realest Cryptid | The Horrifying Cable Gremlins

Jul 3, 20234 min read

The Realest Cryptid | The Horrifying Cable Gremlins

Cryptid hunters often face the accusation that we’re wasting time chasing something that doesn’t exist. The idea is that when we...

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It’s Wingardium Leviosa | Classifying Cryptids In Latin

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Jun 26, 20238 min read

It’s Wingardium Leviosa | Classifying Cryptids In Latin

As something of an amateur linguistics nerd, I’ve always taken a liking to Latin. It’s a good thing too, because I couldn’t avoid the...

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Do Or Do Not, There Is No Try | Motivation To Actually Start Your Journey

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Jun 19, 20235 min read

Do Or Do Not, There Is No Try | Motivation To Actually Start Your Journey

You need many things to be a researcher of the unexplained. If you’re hunting cryptids, you need camping and hiking skills, not to...

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Hoo Could It Be Now? Mothman VS Owl (Feat. Flatwoods Monster)

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Jun 12, 202311 min read

Hoo Could It Be Now? Mothman VS Owl (Feat. Flatwoods Monster)

Sometimes cryptozoology overlaps with paranormal investigation. Never is this more apparent than when discussing mothman, one of my...

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Get To Da Choppa! Could You Survive An Alien Attack?

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Jun 5, 20234 min read

Get To Da Choppa! Could You Survive An Alien Attack?

Oh no, it’s an alien invasion! Earth is surrounded by intergalactic warships bent on world domination, and our plucky band of heroes is...

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Social Distancing | Is Bigfoot A Lone Wolf?

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May 29, 20235 min read

Social Distancing | Is Bigfoot A Lone Wolf?

Bigfoot is a subject riddled with controversy; I get that. But bigfoot social structure? With little direct evidence, conflicting...

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Tentacles & Geometry | The Odd History of Weird Fiction

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May 22, 20238 min read

Tentacles & Geometry | The Odd History of Weird Fiction

A tentacle that doesn’t belong, an angle that doesn’t add up, an indescribable being that shouldn’t exist; I’m sure most of you have been...

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Something I Can’t Explain | The Numinous & The Bizarre

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May 15, 20238 min read

Something I Can’t Explain | The Numinous & The Bizarre

It was a rainy day in the midst of Spring. The sky was of a uniformly dull colour, somewhere between light blue and grey. The sidewalk...

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Yabba Dabba Dos and Don'ts | 3 Things Cavemen Can Teach Us

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May 8, 202323 min read

Yabba Dabba Dos and Don'ts | 3 Things Cavemen Can Teach Us

Many of us get the impression that something is profoundly wrong with the world today. Sometimes, it feels like everything is just too...

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Ohhh Yeah!!! Why Ghosts Go Through Walls

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May 1, 20237 min read

Ohhh Yeah!!! Why Ghosts Go Through Walls

Much like a proverbial Kool-Aid Man, ghosts are often depicted showing little regard for the intra-structural boundaries you and I take...

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Apr 24, 20234 min read

My Hands Are Tied | Cable Gremlins & Me

The following is an interview about a cryptid you may not have heard of before. While most cryptids are relegated to the far reaches of...

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4 Simple Reasons Why Bigfoot Must Be Real

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Apr 17, 20238 min read

4 Simple Reasons Why Bigfoot Must Be Real

Most skeptics and believers tend to agree that we can’t know that bigfoot is real without a specimen, living or dead. They’re all wrong....

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She’ll Be Back | What It Means If Patty Is a Hoax

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Apr 10, 202313 min read

She’ll Be Back | What It Means If Patty Is a Hoax

It’s grainy. It’s blurry. It’s out-of-focus. And it might just be the best evidence we have. That’s right, we’re talking about the...

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Apr 3, 20239 min read

the cake is a lie. | Portals To Hell

If you’ve been around ghost hunters for any length of time, chances are you’ve heard tell of portals. This river’s a portal, that house...

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Bagend, There & Back Again | The Fall Of Zak Bagans

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Mar 27, 20238 min read

Bagend, There & Back Again | The Fall Of Zak Bagans

Among paranormal TV shows, none is so popular and controversial as Ghost Adventures. I’ve been wanting to talk about it for some time....

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Gotta Catch ‘Em All! Documentarians & The Search For The Unknown

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Mar 22, 20233 min read

Gotta Catch ‘Em All! Documentarians & The Search For The Unknown

Reach down into your pocket, check the table next to you, or look in your hands. If my intuitions are correct, then you probably have a...

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The Wolf of Wall Street | Capitalizing On Dogman

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Mar 22, 20239 min read

The Wolf of Wall Street | Capitalizing On Dogman

As I started getting deeper into the rabbit-hole of cryptozoology, I became aware of a particular cryptid known as dogman. It was pretty...

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Buff Or Fluff? What’s Under Bigfoot’s Fur?

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Mar 22, 202310 min read

Buff Or Fluff? What’s Under Bigfoot’s Fur?

I’m sure we’ve all seen the Patterson-Gimlin Film. It depicts a brown-haired specimen known as Patty, a female sasquatch estimated by...

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The 4 Best Ways To See Shadow People (Plus A Bonus Method)

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Mar 22, 20238 min read

The 4 Best Ways To See Shadow People (Plus A Bonus Method)

Shadow people. Black masses. Shadow figures. You’ve probably heard about them. In folklore and eyewitness testimony, we have reports of...

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